John Rice is as tall as a human sized tree. (A tree that eats sandwiches and reads books.) He has an MFA from Queens College, concentrating on poetry and mayonnaise. He is the former recipient of the Silverstein-Peiser and James Kreuzer awards, and, in 2011, was a featured reader in both the Queens and Brooklyn College’s Summer Festival of the Performing Arts. He is available for both bachelorette parties and Bar Mitzvahs.