Our own Jason N. Fischedick is next on the #failbetter parade:

Jason N. Fischedick is a high school English teacher in Queens, NY, where he teaches English, English, English, tying a tie, and English. He is a graduate of the Queens College MFA program. He is the founder of the hilarious podcast Movies on Trial (subscribe on iTunes!) and is working on reviewing every single James Bond film on moviesontrial.com. After making it to the final round of the NYC Midnight Short Screenplay Contest, Jason is now working on a television pilot, and, after that, he hopes to turn his attention to a collection of small-and-flash fiction stories based around the retelling of Biblical stories. (Or David Bowie. Probably both.)

Do you expect him to talk? No, expect him to die this Saturday at Oh, Bernice!: https://www.facebook.com/events/1756689441211516/