It was Bernician Jason “Nilbog” Fischedick’s birthday last month, so I decided to surprise him with the worst birthday present ever. What is that, you ask? There are so many bad presents: hot dogs in a can, woolen underpants, nude pictures of Ronald Regan (the mature years). But I found something that tops them all. Scroll on, and find out:
Happy Birthday, Everyone!
– John Rice