What I Want For Xmas – Jenna Telesca

It’s that time of year where, if we’ve been good girls and boys, we get our reward. In order to promote our upcoming Holiday Special Reading (this Saturday, December 13th) we’ll be posting the Bernicians’ holiday wishes. Here’s what Jenna Telesca had to say:

Jenna Telesca is seeking a doppelganger for reading emails, family functions that don’t involve food, and long walks in the park. Please submit your application to bernicians@gmail.com–must be brunette, green eyes, and able to appear at the drop of a text message.  Nonsmoker preferred.

If that’s the sort of thing on your holiday wishlist, come on down to our reading this Saturday:


And be sure to bring a wrapped gift for Dollar Store Secret Santa!

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